Note: This post is a companion to the embedded YouTube video below, created by AI trained to write in the style of Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China. As a result, it might have a few quirks or errors—kind of like ol’ Jack himself. If you spot anything off, just make like the Porkchop Express and roll on.

Well, folks, gather ’round ol’ Jack Burton here as we dive head-first into the world of fitness with my good buddy Rob Shoecraft. Now, Rob’s the kind of guy who’d stare down a tornado just to see if he could lift it, and today he’s showing us a killer lower body workout with a DIY setup that’ll make your legs feel like they’ve been through the nine circles of leg day. You can watch Rob demonstrate this mean routine in the video above, or stick with me as I break it down Jack Burton style. Your call, but either way, you’re in for a leg-shredding experience.

The Setup: DIY Style

Now, you know ol’ Jack loves to keep things simple, and Rob’s workout setup is as down-to-earth as it gets. Picture this: a couple of collars locked on an old barbell, some chains, and a whole lot of grit. Rob kicks things off with a sturdy chain belt rig that he loops around his waist. This ain’t just for show, pal; it’s to keep everything in place so you don’t end up doing the splits when you should be squatting. And trust me, I’ve been there—I call it the accidental kung-fu master pose.

DIY Channel & Chain (00:00:50)

Rob’s got this nifty little channel he made on the barbell, and he runs a chain through it before securing it to his belt. It’s like a secret weapon against gravity, making sure you don’t go flying off into orbit during your squats. He mentions how this setup keeps you focused on the workout without distractions—a bit like how ol’ Jack stays focused on the road, unless there’s a six-demon bag involved. You can check out the nitty-gritty details here.

The Weight and The Wait (00:01:19)

Alright, so when it comes to the weight, Rob’s got it down to a science. He suggests using about a tenth of your max back squat weight, which sounds easy until you’re holding it. The key here is not just the weight, but how you use it. You see, Rob’s got this knack for making even the lightest weights feel like you’re bench-pressing Bigfoot. And if you’re looking for other quick finishers, check out the Quick Prowler Pyramid Workout to test your mettle.


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The Grind: Squats Galore

Welcome to the main event, folks—Rob’s going to take you through a workout that’s as relentless as a storm on the open highway. It starts with a single squat and layers on squats like a hurricane adds on gusts. But here’s the twist: you’re not just squatting. No, you’re building up from one squat all the way to twelve, adding a three-second isometric hold at the bottom of each rep. If you’re thinking, “Hey, that sounds like something ol’ Jack would cook up after a long haul,” you’d be right.

Incremental Intensity (00:02:33)

Rob’s approach is all about stacking those reps. It’s kind of like how I collect toll receipts on a cross-country trip—they add up fast. You’ll do a squat, hold it for three seconds, then drop back down, and before you know it, you’re doing twelve squats in a row. If you ever wondered what it’s like to have legs made of molten iron, this is your ticket. Dive into the sweaty details here.

Adding the Challenge (00:03:16)

Now, Rob’s not one to leave a challenge unturned. If this workout sounds like a walk in the park, he’s got a couple of tricks up his sleeve. You can either extend those isometric holds or pile on more weight. Either way, it’s a recipe for leg days that echo for days. And speaking of challenges, you might want to unleash your inner warrior with the Viking-Themed Fitness Circuit for another level of strength-building madness.

Wrapping It Up: The Aftermath

After you’ve conquered Rob’s killer routine, you’ll feel like you’ve wrestled a thunderstorm and lived to tell the tale. Your legs will be screaming, but that’s just them thanking you for the workout. Rob loves to hear how the workout went, so don’t be shy—drop a line in the comments of the video, and let him know you survived. Just remember, like ol’ Jack Burton says, “If you’re gonna lift, lift with purpose, and if your legs feel like jelly, well, that’s just part of the journey.”

So there you have it, folks. Whether you’re watching, reading, or both, you’re now equipped with a workout worthy of the Three Storm Fitness name. Until next time, keep your eyes on the road, your hands on the barbell, and remember that fitness, like life, is all about weathering the storm.

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