Note: This post is a companion to the embedded YouTube video below, created by AI trained to write in the style of Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China. As a result, it might have a few quirks or errors—kind of like ol’ Jack himself. If you spot anything off, just make like the Porkchop Express and roll on.

Mastering Bear Crawls: Techniques and Modifications

Alright folks, gather ‘round and let ol’ Jack Burton tell you about something that doesn’t involve battling sorcerers or trucking through the rain-soaked highways of life but does require a whole heap of grit and determination—bear crawls. Now, I’m not saying you’ve gotta be as tough as a mythical warrior to do these, but when my good friend Rob Shoecraft gets into it, he makes it sound like taming wild beasts. Rob’s a straight shooter when it comes to fitness and if you listen up, you might just crawl your way to being tougher than an ox. So, let’s tackle this head-on like we would a stormy night drive!

Why Bear Crawls Are the Real Deal

Now, you might be asking, “Jack, why should I care about crawling around like an overgrown teddy bear?” Well, listen carefully, because this is where the magic happens. Bear crawls aren’t just about moving around on all fours like some kind of wild animal. No sir, they’re a full-body workout that’ll light a fire in your core, and get your arms, shoulders, and legs working together like they’re in a finely tuned orchestra. Rob tells me it’s like getting all sorts of inter-muscular coordination going. So, if you’re looking to boost your fitness game and protect your spine in the process, bear crawls are where it’s at.

Getting into the Bear Crawl Groove

Think of bear crawls as the Swiss Army knife of exercises. They’re versatile, and they can be as tough as you want them to be. Rob likes to start off his routines with bear crawls to get the blood pumping or to finish a workout on a high note. But make no mistake, whether you’re using them as a warm-up or a finisher, they’re going to demand respect.


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You start by getting yourself into a high plank position. That means your hands are directly under your shoulders, and your body’s as straight as an arrow. Rob always says it’s about engaging your core and keeping your glutes tight, like a coiled spring ready to pounce. Then, you take a step forward with one arm and the opposite leg. It’s like a sneaky little dance that involves a whole lot of core stability. Keep your movements deliberate and controlled—that’s how you get the most out of it.

Modifying the Crawl for Every Warrior

Now, just like in life, sometimes we need to make adjustments. Maybe you’re not quite ready to dive into a full-blown bear crawl. Ol’ Rob’s got a trick up his sleeve for that, too. Ever heard of bear walks? Think of them as the laid-back cousin to bear crawls. You start in what Rob calls an A-frame position. Your hips are high, and you’re almost in a downward-facing dog pose. From there, you take a step forward with your hands and feet. It’s a great way to stretch your hamstrings and get your shoulders fired up without the intensity of a full crawl.

Getting Creative with Variations

The beauty of bear crawls—and I know what you’re thinking, “Jack, beauty and bear crawls in the same sentence?”—is how you can switch them up. Rob sometimes throws in reverse bear crawls just to keep things interesting. You start in the same high plank position, but instead of moving forward, you go backward. It’s a little like driving in reverse through a winding mountain pass—tricky, but it sharpens your coordination.

And if you’re really feeling adventurous, mix in some lateral bear crawls. Move side to side instead of forwards or back. It’s like dodging raindrops, challenging your muscles in new ways, and keeping your body guessing.

Putting It All Together

Now, you might find yourself asking, “What’s the secret to mastering these bear crawls, Jack?” Well, the secret, as Rob would say, is consistency and a willingness to step out of your comfort zone. Like any great adventure, it’s not about waiting for the perfect moment. It’s about diving in, even when the water’s cold, and figuring it out as you go.

Bear crawls can become part of a sweaty circuit workout, like the ones Rob loves to put together for Three Storm Fitness. They’re intense, they’re demanding, but they’re rewarding. Whether you’re crawling forwards, backwards, or sideways, every move is a step toward becoming a warrior in your own right.

In Conclusion: The Road You Travel

At the end of the day, mastering bear crawls isn’t just about building muscle or burning calories. It’s about cultivating that indomitable spirit, that willingness to face whatever life throws at you, whether it’s a mythical beast or just a tough workout. So next time you find yourself on all fours, remember that you’re in good company. Rob’s got your back, and so does Jack Burton. Now get out there and crawl like you mean it, because that’s the way the adventure unfolds.

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