by Jack Burton | Dec 24, 2024 | Personal Reflections
Alright, listen up, folks. You know what ol’ Jack Burton says when it’s time to say goodbye to a faithful pair of jeans? He says, “You had a good run, pal, but it’s time to move on to greener pastures—or at least a pair of pants that won’t leave you...
by Jack Burton | Dec 19, 2024 | Personal Reflections
Well, let me tell you something, folks. When ol’ Jack Burton wakes up one morning and finds his thumbs aching like they’ve been wrestling with an alligator all night, you know it’s time to do something about it. And that’s just the situation I found myself in a...
by Jack Burton | Dec 19, 2024 | Personal Reflections
High-Calorie Cereal: The Peanut Butter Addition Hey there, folks, Jack Burton here, ready to talk about something that’s got more crunch and punch than a game of back-alley cards with Lo Pan. Now, if you’re thinking cereal is just kids’ stuff, you might wanna...
